So I was watching Bitten on Netflix and it started off pretty good, but the more I watched the less it made sense.


Basically it's about a woman who is a werewolf. Okay, that works.


She's the only woman that has ever survived a turning. Weird, but within the realm of believability.


She's the only female werewolf ever. But half the guys have mentioned they were born a werewolf. Who were their mommies? Humans? Uh...okay.


She's part of a pack, which means she lives by a set of rules, one of which being no human can ever know about werewolves. Uh, won't the human mommies notice that their husbands and sons keep going out of town to some estate to handle something called "pack business"?


So that means if a guy fathers a son he's expected to steal the infant and take it to be raised by the pack. Uh...but on the show the significant others MEET the other pack members, they know where the pack headquarters is located, if their boyfriend and son go missing, they'll probably check their boyfriend's "family home" at some point.


Well, let's just say they don't. Um...okay. But if that's the case, a lot of these guys probably procreated with women they love, it would make it hard for them to stay in the pack. Wouldn't they just leave so they could raise their sons with their wives and girlfriends?


Those that leave the pack are mutts and are routinely hunted and executed by the packs. But the packs are less than 10 people, why don't mutts with similar interests like the "don't want to leave my baby mama" mutts ban together to protect themselves from the packs?


Uh, they just don't. Except for this one case which is the plot of the show, but we were really taken by surprise cause usually they just don't. Well okay, but even if mutts decide working together is a no-go, why doesn't a mutt who doesn't want to die horribly for not following stupid rules just turn a bunch of his friends into werewolves too and then they make a pack for protection? They are completely aware when they are in wolf form, so they could turn their male friends with no problem and start their own pack.


Will you shut up and just look at the abs on this werewolf? Logic is for losers. Look! A love triangle!

Synopsis: A college student struggling for money, takes any job she can, including letting herself be drugged and fondled by men in her sleep.


3 Stars - This movie does a great job with cinematography, and the acting is fine. And anyone looking for nudity will find a new pair of boobs once every five minutes. If you thought Eyes Wide Shut was great, you'll probably like this too. I see a lot of similarities.

The problem with this movie is the plot. It feels like it's made by an art student. Lots of creativity and hints at a deeper meaning but in the end the whole thing turns out to be  an excuse to look at bare boobs for two hours and not feel like you're watching porn.

So if you want something artsy, weird and full of nudity, then I recommend this movie. If you enjoy your movies having a purpose and story, then this probably isn't the movie for you.