Rising to the Top and Lesbian Pee Porn

Thanks to the support and dedication of people like you, yesterday my book hit number 3 on Kindle's top 100 Free books under Gay and Lesbian.

Of course this means anyone who ever had any interest in reading it at all, now has a shiny free copy and no longer needs to buy it. But we try not to think of those things.

As I reloaded the page every ten minutes watching my name rise, I took the time to check out some of my neighbors. And I stumbled upon a woman who has written over 50 books in the last year or two, and over 40 of them were lesbian pee porn.

I kid you not.

Yep. My very first book review and it's about lesbian pee porn. Mom is gonna be so proud.

I picked this up because I needed to know how someone could talk about ANYTHING for 40 books let alone lesbians peeing  (and because it was free). My 3am brain likes to do strange and unexplainable things.

So I began reading and man did I regret that midnight fried rice covered in gravy. But I continued on, holding my hand over my mouth,  unable to look away. Like watching someone's brain being operated on. It was half ewwww brain and half wow brain...but with pee porn.

I have to admit, her writing is really good, and I could see how it would be erotic for someone that wasn't completely grossed out.

I got about 25% in before I couldn't take anymore. But I definitely like her writing style if not her subject. I might pick up one of her handful of books that's not about lesbians peeing and try that.

But if that is your thing (then you've probably stopped reading already because I've insulted the hell out of your tastes, my bad), I would definitely suggest picking up one of her books.

Though if you already spend your time googling Lesbian Watersports, I'm sure you've already discovered her 40+ books on the subject. Unless she's buried in a massive market of similarly themed books. Meh, I'm not even going to think about that one.

And tomorrow, we'll be having a literary discussion on hobbit porn (just kidding).