All I ever wanted was to go to college, but money wasn’t just tight, it was non-existent. So when Lambda Alpha Upsilon offered to cover all my expenses, I thought life was finally giving me a break. All I had to do was make it through pledge initiation.
What’s a little hazing, right?
Wrong. These guys put the P in Pervert, and now I’m at their mercy if I want to stay in school.
First, there is the frat president. He likes to go by Big Brother Pounder. Built like a truck. When he’s out of earshot, I say his name refers to his ape-like qualities. But only when he’s out of earshot. After all, as the frat president, he holds my future in his meaty paws, among other things.
Then there is Big Brother Psycho, a man determined to live up to his name. Quiet, reserved, but behind those horned rimmed glasses lies pure darkness, with a sprinkle of madness. I tremble at the thought of what he might have planned for me next.
And finally, there is Big Brother Don Juan. He’s the worst out of all of them. He tries to make it seem like he’s on your side, that he regrets everything that’s happening. The moment your guard is down? That’s when he strikes.
I’ll tell you all about them and all the shameful, dirty details of what happens to me in Frat House Rulez, coming out in late March. To get notified when it comes out along with any other new releases or promotional discounts sign up here.